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Cartoons, Sci-fi , horror and comedy films, graphic Novels, and lots of sleep. |
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RamZnation, the one and only!
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| Age: |
30 |
| Country: |
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| Location: |
Los Angeles, CA |
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| Occupation: |
Animator (and former Jarhead) |
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Male |
| Registration date: |
2007-04-05 03:14 GMT-5 hours |
| Last Login: |
2008-12-28 03:22 GMT-5 hours |
Journal: Marines Anonymous (Military Humor) (more journals)
---The 12 Step program for recovering Marines.---
"...Marines Anonymous..."
1. I am a MARINE, I have a problem. (This is the first step to recovery...)
2. SPEECH:
-Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530 or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early).
-Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, work out, get used to it.
-"FUCK(ING)" cannot be used to replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "...um".
-Grunting is not talking.
-It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out"
-People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC
3. STYLE:
-Do not put creases in your jeans.
-Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts.
-A horseshoe cut looks dumb, not motivating.
-A high and tight looks really dumb as well.
-So does a low reg, but not as bad.
-A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world.
-you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time.
4. WOMEN:
-Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls.
-Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6 month marriages, even if it is your first.
-Marrying a girl so that you can move out of the barracks does not make "financial sense", it makes you a retard.
5. PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENT:
-In the real world, being able to do pushups will not make you good at your job.
-Most people will be slightly disturbed by you if you tell them about people you have killed or seen die.
-How much pain you can take is not a personal accomplishment.
-The time you got really drunk and passed the sobriety test anyway is also not a personal accomplishment.
6. DRINING:
-In the real world, being drunk before 5pm will get you an intervention, not a "good for you"
-That time you drank a 5th of Jaeger and pissed in your closet is not a conversation starter.
-That time you went to the combat medic school and practiced giving vodka iv's will also not be a good conversation starter
7. BODILY FUNCTIONS/HUMAN BODY:
-Farting on your co-workers and then giggling while you run away may be viewed as "unprofessional".
-The size of the dump you took yesterday will not be funny no matter how big it was, how much it burned, or how much it smelled.
-You can't make fun of someone for being sick, no matter how funny it is
-VD will also not be funny
-Most people will not want to hear about your balls. Odd as that may seem, it's true.
8. SPENDING HABBITS:
-One day, you will have to pay bills
-Buying a ,000 car on a ,000 a year salary is a really bad idea.
-Spending money on video games instead of on diapers makes you a fool.
-One day you will need health insurance
9. INTERACTING WITH CIVILIANS (AKA YOU):
-Making fun of your neighbor to his face for being fat will not be normal.
10. REAL JOBS:
-They really can fire you.
-On the flip side you really can quit.
-Screaming at the people that work for you will not be normal, remember they really can quit too.
-Taking naps at work will not be acceptable.
-Remember 9-5 not 0530 to 1800
11. THE LAW:
-Non-judicial punishment does not exist and will not save you from prison.
-Your workplace unlike your command can't save you and probably won't, in fact most likely you will fired about 5 minutes after they find out you've been arrested
-Even McDonalds does background checks, and "conviction" isn't going to help you get the job
-Fighting is not a normal thing and will get you really arrested, not
yelled at Monday morning before they ask you if you won.
12. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE:
-You can in fact really say what you think about the President in public.
-Pain is not weakness leaving the body, it's just pain.
-They won't wear anything shiny that tells you they are more important then you are, be polite.
-Read the contracts before you sign them, remember what happened the first time. |
About Me:
Anmimation (Cartoon) Guy from Southern California and former Jarhead (You might be able to tell from some of my stories) once I get the time to post them up. Oh yeah, and I'm also in the process of trying to take over the world! |
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xsnuggleboox
 | | 3 yearss ago | | i'm gonna beat you. Just cause I can.  |
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holly
 | | 3 yearss ago | | | Hi...how are ya? |
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xsnuggleboox
| | 3 yearss ago | | | hey fucktard. I changed my sn on here. but yeah. I like, miss you and stuff. Come back to me, please -bats eyes- |
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xsnuggleboox
| | 3 yearss ago | | just dropping by to say hi. Hope everything is going well with you  |
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Simply.Lo
 | | 3 yearss ago | |  .alot of my friends arent any where near here. so its nice to see other ppl ya know.  . |
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Simply.Lo
| | 3 yearss ago | | | Ooh... another person from southern cali. nice. |
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xsnuggleboox
| | 3 yearss ago | | | that's fucked up. I'm going to bed hun, I've been up for quite a while. I need to get my rest so we can talk tomorrow night. Talk soon |
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xsnuggleboox
| | 3 yearss ago | | | I wish there was something I could do to make it better |
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xsnuggleboox
| | 3 yearss ago | | yay!!!!! I sure have missed ya something terrible too. well, that means i need to get plenty of sleep and stuff for the weekend . good luck with the midterms |
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